As promised, here is my post on how to fillet a citrus fruit.
Yeah, I know, that was a long time coming, but I'm rather at my limit in terms of blogging time.
As I mentioned in an earlier post, my sweet lady and me are about to move.
Well.. at least I have to move out soon, though we still got no new apartment. And that fact gets me rather on the edgy side.
So, besides getting another rejection, I decided it was time to work on the promised post. After all I had to do something to clear my mind.
Thus today, I'll teach you shinobi of the kitchen the
long hidden and extremely powerful jutsu that will easily defeat your opponents or could be used to fillet citrus fruits
Took me some time to align the pics, *screw you CSS code* but here we go!
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Free your mind and try to get one with your knife.
ヽ(ー_ー )ノ
Calm your breath, aim, then swiftly cut off both edges of the citrus fruit in a smooth flow. |
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Deliver short but precise staccato blows with your knife, to dismantle the citrus fruit.
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That should leave the citrus fruit vulnerable to your next attack.
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Aim for the white membrane that separates the citrus' flesh. This is their weak spot.
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Now lenghtwisely cut in the flesh all the way down to the center. Proceed so on both sides of every membrane to finish her off.
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If you follow these easy steps, you'll surely be able to defeat the evil citrus fruit demon and master my forbidden salmon recipe.
Now go, young shinobi, and practice the art of a kitchen ninja!
